It’s time to talk about a certain rodent who likes to go really fast, has attitude, and tends to get kissed by human ladies. We’re talking, of course, about Rocky Rodent, the infamous dine-and-dasher. Emmy and Link are a bit divided on the game’s quality, but Rocky himself makes for such a strange specimen, that they can’t stop talking about him. It’s a wonder that he never got a single other game other than this debut outing. It’s a crime! There’s so much more Rocky Rodent lore to be told.

Also they played Super Off-Road: The Baja. It was pretty good. And Super Bomberman. It’s Bomberman.